That moment when you turn on your computer for the first time since it died last night, and the first thing that reappears is a naked blonde in stockings.

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

bmcay:

im so tired of girls being straight

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool